One day, not unlike today, Dun was feeling bad. Circumstances had not been kind to Dun, for this was not an uncommon occurance. What was uncommon was Cameron's solution: "I will send him a wizard to apprentice under!" He shouted at the reader. Now I don't need to tell you there are more wizards than pizza places in the phonebook. Why was I looking in the phone book? Because wizards don't trust the internet, duh. So Cameron finds the perfect specialist wizard: A defensive wizard. He however wasn't taking apprentices so Dun would have to settle for a haberdashery wizard.
The wizard arrived at precisely 9:14:21 AM EST to whisk Dun off for his mediocre new life of magic and excitement. Dun was thrilled to learn magic and took to it like a duck to magic. Soon he was was haberdashing people left and right. Little did he know that the pastry chef wizards accross the food court were about to attack. One day he returned from his first solo house call giving a customer a nice haberdash to find t